So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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