Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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