It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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