Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
We don't watch enough power rangers
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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