If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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