I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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