So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
this just has baby written all over it
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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