She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I just found puke in my bra..
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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