I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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