Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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