real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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