Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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