it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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