u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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