Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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