wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I need to sanitize my soul.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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