i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
