If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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