But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
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