Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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