Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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