i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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