For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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