question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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