yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
