Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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