ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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