he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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