The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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