I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
operation have a gay friend backfired
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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