I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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