The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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