So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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