never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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