the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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