The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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