Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Randomize
