good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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