Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Randomize
