I don't think brook has ever known best
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I FOUND THE LEGS
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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