i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
