The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
True but thats because hes a fetus.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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