somebody snuck up and got me drunk
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We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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