Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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