We need to rekindle our bromance
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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