i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If that was your dad, he is hot
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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