i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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