After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
