You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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