Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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