Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
so much tequila, so little girl.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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