Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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