Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
