Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I'm jealous of your bromance
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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