I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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