just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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